In exactly two months from this writing, Muppet*Vision 3D closes at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando. I first saw it in 1991, about six months after it opened. During the almost eight total years I worked at Disney World, I certainly saw it dozens of times. But I recently dashed back to see it one — okay, four — last times before it closes.
In the video pre-show you watch before entering the theater to see the 3D movie, Fozzie asks Scooter “Where’s Kermit?”, and Scooter answers “Oh, he’s inside getting ready”. But there’s a much sadder answer to that question; Jim Henson died after filming the 3D movie, but before the pre-show was shot. Muppet*Vision 3D is the last and one of the best things Henson ever did, which automatically makes it one of the very best things Disney has ever offered.
The attraction constantly thwarts your expectations, establishing a “reality” and then shattering it. The Muppets are aware they’re in a 3D movie, and Kermit says there won’t be any “cheap 3D tricks”, but of course there immediately are. Animatronic figures of Statler and Waldorf heckle the movie from a balcony box in the theater throughout, and interact with the characters in the film. There’s an orchestra of animatronic penguins below the screen who play and react as well. Sweetums leaves the film to make a live, in-person appearance. The film culminates with Sam the Eagle’s finale, “a salute to all nations, but mostly America”, which ends (spoiler alert) with the Muppets totally demolishing the theater you’re sitting in.
It’s hilarious and magnificent and spectacular, and I’m so sad Disney is closing it. This is a permanent end to an enduring piece of Jim Henson’s legacy that, unlike the many movies and TV shows he left us, can never be experienced again.
After the movie ends, the animatronic Statler and Waldorf have this final exchange:“Statler: Well, what do you think?
Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
Statler: We can’t, you old fool. We’re bolted to the seats!”
Not for long, Statler. Not for long. Muppet*Vision 3D closes June 7th. Go see it if you possibly can.